During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.

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We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people...

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people...

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

When I was your age, television was called books.

When I was your age, television was called books.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all...

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all...

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

I dream for a living.

I dream for a living.

Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.

Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

In old age, one should do something monumental.

In old age, one should do something monumental.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me...

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me...

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...