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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament
#Pregnancy
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...
#Funny
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#Pregnancy
Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what...
#Funny Facebook Status
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#Pregnancy
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...
#Girl
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#It Is What It Is
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#Pregnancy
Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...
#Funny
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#It Is What It Is
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#Pregnancy
I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
#Birth
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#Pregnancy
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...
#Funny
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#Pregnancy
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...
#Angels
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#Envy
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#Pregnancy
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...
#Angels
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#Envy
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#Pregnancy
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
#Pregnancy
The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
#Funny
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#Pregnancy
There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better...
#Funny
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#Pregnancy
Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
#Funny
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#Pregnancy
