Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'Don't let the balloon touch the floor.'

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Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the...

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

There is so much more than that little space from 14 to 40. And if...

There is so much more than that little space from 14 to 40. And if...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky,...

More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky,...

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and...

Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be...

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...