Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Funny Quotes, Weekend Quotes

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

We often call a certainty a hope, to bring it luck

We often call a certainty a hope, to bring it luck

Wisdom is the winner over good luck

Wisdom is the winner over good luck

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is...

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is...

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just...

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just...