To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Funny Marriage Quotes
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.