To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Funny Marriage Quotes
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
Our luck? You noticed anything in particular about our luck these past few days? Any...
People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...
The difference in the stature, vitality, voice, development, muscular quality and physical strength of men...
A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife