To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Funny Marriage Quotes
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
Too clever is dumb.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?