Quotes about Ogden Nash

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

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Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

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I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

#Ogden Nash