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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
#Ogden Nash
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
#Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
#Ogden Nash
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
#Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
#Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
#Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
#Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
#Ogden Nash
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
#Ogden Nash
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
#Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
#Ogden Nash
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
#Ogden Nash
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
#Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
#Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...
#Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
#Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
#Ogden Nash
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
#Ogden Nash
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