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Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...

Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

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We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

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The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

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Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

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I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

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Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).

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S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

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That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...

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I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

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That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

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Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

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It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...