Quotes about Facebook Status

Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...

#Facebook Status

They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

#Facebook Status

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

#Best, #Facebook Status

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

#Facebook Status, #Fake Friends, #Problems

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

#Being Single, #Facebook Status, #Hoes

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

#Broken Heart, #Facebook Status, #Fear

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

#Facebook Status, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

#Facebook Status, #I Hate Life

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

#Facebook Status, #Loss, #Love

S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).

#Broken Heart, #Facebook Status

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

#Facebook Status, #Sleep

I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...

#Facebook Status, #Good Morning