The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.#Facebook Status, #Fake Friends, #Problems
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.#Facebook Status, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...#Facebook Status, #Sleep
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...#Facebook Status, #Good Morning
I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.#Facebook Status
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.#Annoying People, #Facebook Status, #Keeping It Real
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.#Annoying People, #Conversation, #Facebook Status
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...#Facebook Status, #Happy Friday
