It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

Quote by Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

Topics: Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotes

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck...

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck...

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.

I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.

Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.

You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may...

You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may...