I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.