I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Too clever is dumb.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...