Quotes about Bed

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

#Bed, #Sex

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

#Bed, #Sex

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

#Bed, #Business, #Funny

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

#Bed, #Life

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

#Bed, #Funny

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

#Bed, #Money