“Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.Topics: Quotes about Facebook Status, Quotes about Funny, Quotes about Funny Facebook Status, Quotes about GirlsShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...#Annoyed, #Facebook Status
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...#Facebook Status
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.#Attention, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized...#Embarrassment, #Facebook Status
I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...#Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
