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Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
#Age
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
#Family
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
#Happiness
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
#Happiness
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
#Funny
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#Happiness
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...
#Friends
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
#Funny
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#Work
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
#Friendship
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
#Age
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
#Women
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
#Money
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
#Money
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
#Luck
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#Men And Women
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#Wive
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
#Parents
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naïve.
#Parents
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
#Age
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
#Love
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
#Funny Marriage
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#Love
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