When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first...
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends...
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one...
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does...
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the...
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill,...
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put...
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His...
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.