I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Quote by Noel Coward
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...