I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Quote by Noel Coward
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
Work is much more fun than fun.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
There's always something fishy about the French.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.