I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Quote by Noel Coward
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
Work is much more fun than fun.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
The sun never sets on Government House.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...