It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Noel Coward Quotes

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...