Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Work is much more fun than fun.
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
The higher the building the lower the morals.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
There's always something fishy about the French.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.