Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Television Quotes

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.