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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

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I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

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I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...