I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Noel Coward Quotes

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.