I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
There's always something fishy about the French.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
Work is much more fun than fun.
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...