I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Work is much more fun than fun.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
The sun never sets on Government House.
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.