I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Quote by Noel Coward

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Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...