I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Quote by Noel Coward

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There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...