Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Noel Coward Quotes

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.