Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.