I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Noel Coward Quotes

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

The bosses of our mass media, press, radio, film and television, succeed in their aim...

The bosses of our mass media, press, radio, film and television, succeed in their aim...