I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
The sun never sets on Government House.
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
The higher the building the lower the morals.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.