I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

Quote by Noel Coward

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I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.