I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

Quote by Noel Coward

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There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

It is the safeguard of the strongest that he lives under a government which is...

It is the safeguard of the strongest that he lives under a government which is...

You can not possibly have a broader basis for government than that which includes all...

You can not possibly have a broader basis for government than that which includes all...

The declaration that our People are hostile to a government made by themselves, for themselves,...

The declaration that our People are hostile to a government made by themselves, for themselves,...