I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
There's always something fishy about the French.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...