Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
The sun never sets on Government House.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.