Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

Quote by Noel Coward

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I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a...

The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a...

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...