Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

Quote by Noel Coward

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Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.