Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
The sun never sets on Government House.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Work is much more fun than fun.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
There's always something fishy about the French.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.