If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Quote by Noel Coward

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Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...