I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Quote by Noel Coward

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People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.