I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Quote by Noel Coward

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People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...