I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the age of four I was in love with my rocking horse.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I secretly understood: the primitive appeal of the hearth. Television is-its irresistible charm-a fire.

I secretly understood: the primitive appeal of the hearth. Television is-its irresistible charm-a fire.

Television makes so much at its worst that it can't afford to do its best.

Television makes so much at its worst that it can't afford to do its best.