I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Quote by Noel Coward

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Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.