Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
This shit just got real!
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
It's about to go down.
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...