It's about to go down.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Oh my god noooooo...
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!