Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

Quote by Kevin Hart

Topics: Kevin Hart Quotes

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Oh my god noooooo...

Oh my god noooooo...

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...