I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Get off Facebook while in church.
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
This shit just got real!
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
It don't fucking matter!
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Oh my god noooooo...
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Sex is great for stress
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.