Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Hey, is this your boy?
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
This shit just got real!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Get off Facebook while in church.
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...