Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
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When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Hey, is this your boy?
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...