Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!
Quote by Kevin Hart
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
It don't fucking matter!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
It's about to go down.
Get off Facebook while in church.
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...