No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.

Quote by Kevin Hart

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I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Flip that ! Bust that!

Flip that ! Bust that!

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...