“Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.Topics: Quotes about Food, Quotes about Funny Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
