“Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.Topics: Quotes about Food, Quotes about Funny Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...#Food, #Politeness
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