When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown.
Facebook Status Quotes
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they...
The only time you can call shotgun is when you can see the car. Don't...
If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...
That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...
Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks...
'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.
They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a...
Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...
Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
Health food makes me sick.
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'