That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...

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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...

I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons...

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons...

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind...

Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind...

One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark!...

One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark!...

If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can...

If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.

Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop...

No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop...

If someone texts 'K', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S...

If someone texts 'K', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S...