That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...

Topics: Funny Facebook Status Quotes

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.

I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.

Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you...

Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you...

Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....

Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

Opening your cabinet, seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling, and quickly...

Opening your cabinet, seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling, and quickly...

Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my...

Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my...

Going to the toy store, pressing the 'TRY ME' button on a toy and it...

Going to the toy store, pressing the 'TRY ME' button on a toy and it...

If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.

If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.

Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.

Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the...

Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....