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Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have...

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Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have...

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape...

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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape...

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

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Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

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Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

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No one likes change but babies in diapers.