My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza

Quote by Titus Lucretius Carus

Topics: Food Quotes

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened calf with hatred

Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened calf with hatred

Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public....

Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public....

Facts are to the mind what food is to the body

Facts are to the mind what food is to the body

Sometimes I feel like the only person in this world that likes the first slice...

Sometimes I feel like the only person in this world that likes the first slice...

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an...

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Touch my food and suffer the consequences.

Touch my food and suffer the consequences.

Red meat is not bad for you

Red meat is not bad for you

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

Beer is good food

Beer is good food

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'