Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...