Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.

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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.