Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.

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Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.