Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
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Homer Simpson Quotes
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Mmm... Organized Crime
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.