I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!