I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?