I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.

No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.

Why don't you climb down off the cross, take the wood to build a bridge,...

Why don't you climb down off the cross, take the wood to build a bridge,...