Trying is the first step to failure

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Religion Quotes

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.