Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...