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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.

There are those, I know, who will reply that the liberation of humanity, the freedom...

There are those, I know, who will reply that the liberation of humanity, the freedom...

I've not only pursued the American dream, I've achieved it. I suppose we could say...

I've not only pursued the American dream, I've achieved it. I suppose we could say...

The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to...

The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to...