Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.