Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.
Quote by Homer Simpson
Topics:
Homer Simpson Quotes
Related Quotes
Stupid risks make life worth living.
Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...
I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Mmm... Organized Crime
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Trying is the first step to failure
According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled,...
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love...
