Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

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Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...