I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Quote by Homer Simpson

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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?