Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!

Quote by Homer Simpson

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Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...